the life of a camp counselor: exposed

while it is true that i am no longer a camp counselor, i still think of myself as one.  maybe that feeling never goes away for those of us that grew up on the mountain (or at the beach ... or in the woods ... or wherever your particular camp is located), but when i hear things about camp, i immediately think people are talking about my camp.

the best camp.  the only true camp in my book.  and no, i'm not being cocky.  if you disagree, you clearly haven't spent a summer up on the cheerio mountaintop.

that place grabs hold of you and you'd do anything you can come august not to let go.  the sincerely caring spirit and truly optimistic attitude gets in your system and you really think it's strange when you come back to civilization and strangers aren't waving at you as you walk by.  we always used to think 'camp is so weird' ... but maybe it's not.  maybe the real world is weird and we were just blessed to be in a place where people genuinely like one another and there's no such thing as a bad day ... just great days, and even better days.

anyways, getting to the point of the post.  my sweet cousin (also a veteran camper and counselor) shared this website with me today and i almost fell out of my chair.  the accuracy with which it portrays the life of a camp counselor is spot on, while the things that are pinpointed are so hysterical you can't help but crack up.  i don't know about you, but i'm bookmarking this website to bring out the next time i need a quality dose of camp.

http://allidoiscampcampcamp.tumblr.com/

here are some of my favorites from the website:  

making a difference: librarian style

sometimes the smallest things make the largest difference. i've heard that so many times, but over the past year or so this is something that i have truly come to believe.  without this belief, i don't think i'd be able to really be happy at any job.

i might not know the difference i'm making each day and i guess to be fair, i might never know if i really did make a difference ... but in my occasional moment of optimism, i like to believe it's happening.

if you ever get to the point where you also question the difference you might be making (when my point happens, my mother always reminds me ... hence the blogpost), remind yourself of the starfish story (youtube video below - thanks mama gill for the link!).

it's a story i'd heard before at camp cheerio as a camper and counselor, but thinking about it as an adult was a different experience altogether. it transformed from being a sweet tale of doing good things for others (side note: i didn't always get the meaning of motivational stories when i was younger) to being something that really inspired me.

as a teen librarian, will i find the cure for cancer? no. will i sign bills into law that will give equal rights to all? no. will i figure out a way to make republicans, democrats, penguins, and llamas all get along? to borrow an expression from my dear friend cher horowitz from clueless, as if.

but i'm still making a difference. i don't exactly know what difference it is and i'll probably never see it, but just like the wind, i know it's there. (too much sap? apologies.)

[excuse the semi-strange photos of the short shorts and old people.]

also, just for the record, i won't cure cancer, make laws, or figure out how to make political world peace. but you can bet your bottom dollar that i can find you a book about it. 

enough reading my ramblings. go find your starfish and give it a toss.

get your funny on.

sometimes we have bad days, right?  right.

unless of course you're one of those overly sunshine and rainbows type of people ... i guess those types don't have bad days.  but we (and by we, i mean the rest of us normal people) collectively look upon those people with a suspicious eye.

for the rest of us who sometimes get into a grumpy funk and need some cheering up, here's something i find works for me:  http://www.uselesshumor.com/

after a few thorough guffaws, my mood is usually much improved.  and if whatever random posts i stumble upon don't do the trick, i can always count on the gems below, all from the useless humor website (click on the pictures for the specific posts).  enjoy!

also, if for some reason these don't make you laugh or at the very least crack a smirk (not even a smile people ... just a smirk), i highly recommend not coming to me when your day is full of gloom. i can promise you that my awkward attempts at humor are guaranteed to fail.

warnings for my future husband: part 2

i know, i know. warnings part two ... really?  maybe instead of "warnings for my future husband" the post should be entitled "tips for scaring away any potential suitors."

but nonetheless, i've thought of a few more warnings that i want to add to the previous warnings list. and yes it's completely necessary because as i discussed with my dear friend g-dubs this past sunday over lunch, one day i'll make my future husband sign these things just so we're clear that they aren't surprises.  as he explained to me, half of marriages end in divorce while the other half end in death (something i thought was quite hysterical ... not the death part, but the entire expression).  however, with my meek attempts at transparency, hopefully my (somewhere in the distant future) marriage will end once we're old and shriveled all up like raisins.

here are three additional warnings:

1.  i don't always make my bed in the morning.  HOWEVER, i absolutely without a doubt must have my bed made prior to getting in it at night.  this often results in me making the bed around midnight only to throw the covers back a few minutes later, but still.  the bed must be made, but not necessarily at the crack of dawn.

2.  apparently i have a lot of nervous energy.  this may result in me tearing up napkins or the pieces of paper that hold silverware together at restaurants.  i don't consciously think of it as nervous energy.  i just know my six-year-old sized hands need to be occupied (but obviously not with touching food since we all know that doesn't happen).  i promise to not leave these little pieces of paper trash all over the table in hopes to not embarrass you in front of the waiters.

3.  i know that my beloved YA novels are works of fiction, but if i bring up katniss, dumbledore, or princess mia as if we just hung out at the mall, just go with it (the same goes for attending midnight movie premieres for these book adaptations -- i'll go see a blood and guts snoozefest with you if you go with me). the quickest way for the backside of my hand to meet your cute little cheek is to remind me that these are "just books" or that the characters "aren't real" ... they're real to me so just step back.

these three little additions to my list might appear silly, but i promise you this, darling husband of mine: if you cut me some slack in these areas, you'll never hear me complain about that toilet seat that i'm sure you'll leave up.  you learn to embrace the awkwardness that consumes my life and i'll embrace the fact that i should always check the seat pre-bathroom usage (or get used to swimming in the toilet bowl).

deal?  good.

a cappella favorites

what started out originally as a post about my love for disney a cappella quickly turned into hours of a cappella stalking on youtube. oops.

naturally i've included some of my favorites below.  and okay, some of them i saw in concert in college, but others are just drool-worthy creations.

i love talented people.  and friends, these people are kickin' it.

happy listening, friends. 

for a darn-tooting good time (warning -- your heart will start to burst. and these guys are just as adorable in person): 

SO FUNNY (and good):

for instant tears (seriously though -- it's like waterworks central in my apartment right now. holy nostalgia):

  

ending on a happier disney note (and yes, i know there's a college group out there that does a medley too. but these kids are in high school. SO WONDERFUL.):

warnings for my future husband - megan edition

earlier today i read an insightful little article (write up? blog post? something ...) from thought catalog called warnings for my future husband.  if you haven't read it yet, you should.  the writing is one part snarky, one part witty, and one thousand parts honest.

not only did i thoroughly enjoy the post, but it started my brain spinning on some warnings for my own future husband.  and yes, contrary to my current boyfriendless state (thanks for the reminder, grandma), i do believe that somewhere out there my future husband is waiting.  obviously waiting very patiently, but nonetheless, waiting.  and possibly in a mail-order form, but we'll cross that terrifying bridge if (not when, but IF) we come to it.

so here, my fine blog readers, are some of my warnings for my future husband:

[disclaimer: i said some because goodness knows i've left things out ... whether it was so i don't appear as quirky as i am, or because i've forgotten about it, i just think we should be clear: these are just a sampling of my warnings]

1.  i'm going to dress my dog up no matter how many times you remind me she's not a doll.  i know she's not a doll.  i'm not that dumb.  however, nothing in the fact that she is a dog dictates without a doubt that she can't be dressed up.  especially if she likes it.  which she does.  but you don't have to like it.  in fact, feel free to tease me about it.  but just know that every holiday (and some non-holidays) will involve an outfit.

2.  when i make a to-do list that includes things like "get dressed" and "go to sleep," don't feel pressure to do the same.  in fact, please don't.  too many to-do lists around the house will surely overwhelm me.  however, i get a certain amount of satisfaction (translation: a tremendous amount) from crossing these menial tasks off my list so please just let me be.

3.  when we go to the beach, you're going to sleep on the couch if you don't brush your feet off before getting in the bed.  sand in my bed makes for a beyond grumpy megan and trust me, you don't want that.  no one does.  so do the world a favor and wipe your feet ... or pack a spare blanket for the couch.

4.  diet pepsi is not (let me repeat: NOT) the same as diet coke no matter how similar they look.  you don't believe me?  let me replace your next beer with some interestingly colored urine and then try to tell me that something that looks the same is equal in pleasure.

5.  i'm going to call my mother every day, sometimes twice a day (sorry mom, but you know it's true). and if we get into a fight (regardless of whose fault it was), i'm probably going to have to call my mom again.  however, rest assured that she knows better than anyone that i am irrational and overly dramatic. these phone calls will only help your case that you married a lunatic.

6.  i'm going to ask dumb questions about most everything you watch, but that's only because i care.  if you put up with my dumb questions (or cease complaining when i'd rather go shopping), i won't complain when you don't want to watch jersey shore, the bachelor, or sex and the city reruns.  i do ask, however, that when you see that i'm crying while watching my romcoms, you sit down and pretend to care.  or at the very least throw me the tissue box.

the end.  now it's your turn -- what warnings do you have for your future (or current) husband?

             

monday funday numero dos!

hello lovelies.  here's a quick snapshot of things i am currently loving about monday funday in hopes that you will become wise and love them too:

1.  KATNISS EVERDEEN BARBIE!  yes, people, it's real.  hallelujah!  santa is clearly coming early to tweens, teens, and 25 year olds everywhere.  check it out for yourself and go ahead and plan to get one for your collection:  http://popwatch.ew.com/2012/04/09/hunger-games-katniss-everdeen-barbie/  and yes, i'll eagerly await the peeta barbie. and get that too.

2.  DOGGIE DRESS UP.  so technically this didn't happen on monday funday, but it's still making me smile.  the bunny came to visit la casa de megan on saturday night in the form of precious little macy dog. pictures such as the one below keep me from blowing my top when she does things like eat my blinds, underwear, and nail files, and escape on our morning walk.  silly little girl.

somebunny loves you!

3.  DISNEY PRINCE-OFF.  it's no secret that i'd rather be doing time in a maximum security prison instead of doing anything where i am sweating.  therefore, organized sports and myself never really meshed.  however, this beautiful blogpost is my idea of march madness.  i love it so much.  and you should too. long live [prince] simba.

4.  4TH OF JULY OUTFITS.  okay, so it's the middle of april.  i get that, trust me.  however, is it really ever too early to begin planning your 4th of july outfit?  it's clearly the most superior of all wonderful holidays and for that an outfit should be contemplated long and hard before it is chosen.  you can't just throw together any old frock and expect to show america how much you love her. a birthday party of this magnitude deserves months worth of planning and plan i will.  

happy birthday america!

that is all, folks. i hope your monday funday was as wonderful as mine.

ps - if you look at the blog labels below, you'll get my life in a nutshell. seriously. add in harry potter, diet coke, and talking to my mother and you have my essence. i'm sure at some level that makes me vapid and simple, but vapid and simple i will be if it means i am blessed with those wonderful things.