mainly ... shoes. like the shoes pictured below.
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| look closely. you'll probs see blood near the toes. also, the cute pink bear in the corner of the picture does nothing to ease the foot pain. |
the cutest shoes are like tiny torture chambers begging to suck the soul out of your toes by the end of the day. but why? why must the shoes be designed with less toe room than necessary to not end up with squished toes? and why must the straps be made of something as uncomfortable as steel, cracking your heel with every step? what happened to cute, stylish (emphasis on the last word) shoes? i don't know if anything happened to them, because to be honest, i don't know that they have ever existed.
and yes, i do have a pair or two cute-ish shoes (if you stretch the definition of cute) that aren't terribly uncomfortable, but they aren't heels. and no, i don't think you have to wear heels, but i like to. after all, if i ever get pulled over and a cop asks me to step out of the car, they only way he'll believe the height on my driver's license is with some stellar platforms.
sidenote: if i've complained about torture shoes before, i obviously don't learn from my mistakes.
